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Total Medals Earned: 359 (From 55 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,775 Points

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Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 28/32 (370/500 points)

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 9/24 (250/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Rupert's Zombie Diary

Medals Earned: 19/40 (150/500 points)

Close, but no Cigar 5 Points

Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.

Fortification 5 Points

Fortify an area.

Get Down! 5 Points

Knock down 200 Zombies.

Need a hand? 5 Points

Shoot off 400 arms.

Pop 5 Points

Decapitate 200 Zombies.

Predictable 5 Points

Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.

Rainy Day Fund 5 Points

Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.

Smashing! 5 Points

Open 25 crates.

Soccer? I hardly know her! 5 Points

Kick 100 Zombie Heads.

Surf's Up 5 Points

Surf 25 times.

Take That! 5 Points

Kick a Goliath.

Tough Choices 5 Points

Buy your first Skill.

Turkey 5 Points

Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.

Zombie Mayhem 5 Points

Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.

Premature Extermination 10 Points

Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.

Some like it Bloody 10 Points

Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.

MIRACLE SHOT! 50 Points

Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.

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Hungry Hungry Rupert 5 Points

Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.

Wipe Out 5 Points

Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.

Wipe Out Nightmare 5 Points

Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.

Zombie Crazy 5 Points

Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.

Zombie Surfer 5 Points

Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.

ALL THE SKILLS 10 Points

Buy all the skills.

Big Spender 10 Points

Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.

Dodging Fish 10 Points

Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.

GIVE EM' THE BOOT 10 Points

Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.

Mr. Rich 10 Points

Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.

NO TIME TO RELOAD 10 Points

Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.

That wasn't so hard 10 Points

Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.

Zombie Killing Machine 10 Points

Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.

One Killing Floor 25 Points

Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.

Legend 50 Points

Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.

Soldier 50 Points

Finish the game.

Dear Diary 100 Points

Obtain all other Medals.

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Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Stay Indoors

Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)

Late Night Snack 25 Points

Achieve Ending 1

Saviour! 25 Points

Achieve Ending 2

Couldn't Be Bothered 10 Points

Achieve Ending 3

Green Cross Code 10 Points

Achieve Ending 4

We Have Such Sights to Show You! 100 Points

Achieve Ending 5

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Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 5/8 (225/375 points)

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 7/16 (225/495 points)

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Sagittarian 2

Medals Earned: 6/11 (85/140 points)

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The Sagittarian 3

Medals Earned: 7/21 (80/205 points)

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